Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?