If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?