Why are ET's eyes so big?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What animal has the most fun?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What's a goose's favorite book?