What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck!
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What day is your mom always right?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?