What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?