What's a duck's favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker!
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What condiment has wings?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?