What's a duck's favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker!
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the echo get detention?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why are puppies so flexible?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?