What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What sweet treat never panics?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
When should baseball players wear armor?