What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why was the horse so happy?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?