What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why was the math book sad?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What is the definition of Robin?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?