What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?