What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What game do cows play at parties?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?