What do cows say when you milk them?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which state has the best streets?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?