Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why is furniture so generous?