Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What school subject really rocks?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?