Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why was the bud so shy?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Where do tough ducks come from?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?