What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
You're the cater-pillar of our family!
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why do cats love to work?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Which state is the cleanest?