The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why do rhinos charge?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?