My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
When does a horse talk?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Which cats love to be petted?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What bird helps you stay dry?