My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?