My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why are stones so good at music?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's a forklift?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?