Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?