Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Can February March?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
How do hurricanes see?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's the beach's favorite movie?