Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's the saddest part of the week?