What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?