What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why was the math book sad?