Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Because he prefers his bear feet.
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
I broke my finger!
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do insects learn at school?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What birds always travel in twos?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why do fish live in salt water?