Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
What did the Dorito say to his son?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's the holiest insect?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What sound does a witch's car make?
That bird won't stop squawking.
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?