Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?