Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
He earns from your mistakes.
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What is another name for a cow?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?