Why did the student always get straight A's?
She did everything by the textbook.
What do pigs do over the summer?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?