How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
She sent her a pee-mail.
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why do trees hate going to school?