How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Which state is the cleanest?