What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
When should you start writing a book?