What's a kitty's favorite book?
The Great Catsby.
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?