Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call octopus twins?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Which insect is the smartest?