Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?