What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Where does breakfast live?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What style of music weighs the most?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?