What do sheep say when they're in love?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?