Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What day is your mom always right?
What's the noisiest food?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why are baseball games at night?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?