Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?