Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What is the coolest country?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?