What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's the scariest letter?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?