What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why was the dog so popular?
Who invented fractions?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Which princess is best suited for winter?