What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do cats wear to work?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?