Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What makes pirates such good singers?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What horn never makes a sound?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?