What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?