What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?