Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do Scottish toads play?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?