Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why are stones so good at music?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why was the bee sad?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?