How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What tree has the most bark?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What shape has a knighthood?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?