What tree has the most bark?
The dogwood.
Why are all priests fit?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
How long will dinner be?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Which president loved to take baths?