What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Where are average things manufactured?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?