Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?