Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How long do chickens work?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?