Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's a henway?
Why are stones so good at music?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why do cats give such great massages?