What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why do mice need oiling?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
How do bears keep cool?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?