Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What birds make average students?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?