What part of a football field is never the same?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Where do stars go to college?
What is the smallest lion?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What are you studying in math?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Where do ants go to eat?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What is the most faithful insect?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
How did the tree get lost?
How do you make antifreeze?