What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Can I take a rain check?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call an old snowman?