What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why was the storm actually calm?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Where do polar bears vote?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?