Did you know that felines don't bite?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What vegetables make the best music?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?