Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What are baby potatoes called?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the turkey cross the road?