What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
When do mice play every day?
What do naked fish play with?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?