How do you spot a modern spider?
He has a website.
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why is summer always sad?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why was the dog overweight?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?