How do you spot a modern spider?
He has a website.
Why was the musician arrested?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What season begins with a thud?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why are ghosts always single?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What siblings are always sad?