Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Which plant has the best roar?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?