What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why do cows go to New York?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do cows say on NYE?