Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
We had a discussion about roses.
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why was the spider so smart?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?