Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
In a hatch-back.
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do jokesters study in college?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?