Why did the turkey cross the road?
What vegetables make the best music?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What animal has the most fun?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?