What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why was the musician arrested?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?