How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the tire self-conscious?