Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
How do chickens leave the highway?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?