Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do nosey peppers do?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?